Voice your feelings with this hilarious tote bag! It has plenty of room for all your crap!


Looking for the perfect unique gift or a little treat for yourself? Then look no further! Our Crap Bag Tote is the perfect gift for that special someone (hey, that can be you- you’re pretty special!) and is sure to get a chuckle or two!


In a world of endless boring totes it’s always great to stand out from the crowd and gift something truly special to that special someone without worrying that someone else has bought the same thing- we’ve all been there! There’s nothing worse than feeling like you’ve found the perfect, unique gift and seeing someone else has bought the same thing! No one wants to deal with the awkwardness of deciding who has to return the item and digging out the receipt.


Here at The Sewing Alchemist we understand the importance of making each occasion special which is why we are committed to giving you pieces that will help you stand out from the crowd!

Our Crap Bag Tote is the perfect novelty gift and has been hand designed by The Sewing Alchemist and printed onto a beige cotton tote bag with a black handle.


All our totes arrive gift wrapped which means you can rest easy knowing that you’ve totally nailed the perfect gift for this special occasion. 


Sold? Great! Then pop it in your basket and head over to the checkout!


Feeling inspired? Why not visit our shop and browse our other exciting and unique gifts and home décor?


Did you know that we also accept custom orders? If you can’t find what you’re looking for in our shop then why not get in touch and we can design your piece for you.



The 'Small Print'-

Please ensure that you leave all personalisation requests in the notes section on the listing and/or at the checkout. Please make sure that you have left us as much detail as possible including information such as names, dates, colours, fabric choices, etc. This will help us create the perfect piece for you! 


Please also check your spelling before checking out as all personalisation requests will be sewn as written. We cannot be held accountable for any mistakes made in the personalisation if they are sent to us incorrectly.


Not quite sure what you are after or if it can be done then please get in touch! We love to support our customers in creating the perfect piece and can support them in choosing hoop sizes, thread colours and much, much more!


We offer a large range of hoop sizes to suit every space and budget. The listings will clearly state what size is on offer for each design and with our made to order designs you will be asked to select your hoop size. Please check that you are 100% happy with the size you have chosen before ordering.


Each hoop is lovingly hand designed and embroidered by me, making each piece truly unique and a real talking point for any space or occasion. 


The hoop is backed with white felt and is finished off with the company's logo sticker, creating a crisp, clean finish to the piece.



Every order is carefully gift wrapped in tissue paper, ribbon and bubble wrap and accompanied by my business card and information postcard in a well packaged box. 


All UK orders are shipped 1st Class with the Royal Mail. All International Orders are shipped Tracked & Signed with the Royal Mail.


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Crap Bag Tote Bag


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    Based in Bedford, UK